blonde

the hottest hair colour on girls

man: did you see that blonde girl. she was so fit

by imsadokayleavemealone November 12, 2022

blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde

Chloe is blonde-ish

by $węęt August 24, 2016

Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times

A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead

by The original vsco November 21, 2019

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

Dumb Blonde Bitch

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.

OI FACK OFF YE DUMB BLONDE BITCH!

by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025