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Illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019
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ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!
Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.
by 22deuce83 November 6, 2023
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blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.
Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"
by PapaDominos June 13, 2016
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blonde

“You’re a dumbass
“It was just a blonde moment
“They’re the same damn thing”
by simpslut April 16, 2020
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Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020
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