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pocket girlfriend

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations
"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."
by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011
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girlfriend

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.
"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"
by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004
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slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.
by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008
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girlfriend

by Astute February 17, 2014
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Fake girlfriend

A girl that everyone says could be your girlfriend. Even you know it's true but wont addmit it. You guys both have feelings for each other but your in another realationship.
by blanquita7777 December 25, 2018
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Girlfriend

A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.
1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!

Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.

2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"
by Manuelr11 December 3, 2013
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girlfriend #2

A second girlfriend you have to get when you're main girlfriend(girlfriend #1) ain't doing it for you
Dude I had to call up girlfriend #2 last night cuz my main chick was actin like she was to tired for the D
by Rainy-storm May 25, 2014
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