drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.

"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"

by DublinJones December 4, 2009

Bar Be Queue

The line that forms at an extremely delicious BBQ joint due to high demand for bold flavors.

We arrive at Oklahoma Joe's to find that the Bar Be Queue was out the damn door! Totally worth the wait, though we should have called it in.

by Spencer Bergs November 15, 2011

Bar Leech

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".

"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert

by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

happy bar

Where every body knows your name.... G $ .. S bia' and V !

Look who it is at the Happy Bar again..... Like thats a surprise... ;)

by Miss Mae January 15, 2008

bar-scarred

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.

"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."

by Weslynn July 4, 2009

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020