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Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet
“I have a massive crush on Parker”
Of course you do, she’s amazing
by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022
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sam parker

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his
bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker
by samsosexy June 8, 2025
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Parker

super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
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Cherelle Parker

A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."

"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."

"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
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Parker

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.
by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
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Jett Wellington Parker

Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."

2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."

3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."

4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."

5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."

6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."

7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."

8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
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Pepper parker

He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020
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