carl jones

Baddest Man on the Planet

Man i wish i was as cool as Carl Jones

by @noregerts July 13, 2018

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

emma jones

Amazing. The most loving, caring, sweet, and perfect girl in the world. People criticize her only because they can't handle the beauty and grace she possesses. She has Beauty inside and outside. Her love for God is what shines through everyday. Her smile can light up a room. She has such grace and kindness in her little toe then most people posses in their entire body

Emma Jones is the most AMAZING person in the world.

by **{emmy}**{grace}** February 23, 2017

Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'

Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is

neah im to keiran jines for that

by keiran jones October 25, 2004

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Mike Jones

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

by C-Block December 15, 2008