Hayden

Hayden is a little gay boy wearing a pink tutu when mom leaves to get groceries. He is in love with Abraham and Carlos, and they frequently have threesomes. Also, typically skinny with no meat. He has a big nose, but doesn't fit the stereotype you're thinking of.

"OMG IT'S HAYDENNNNNNN" -Abraham *runs up to him and starts making out and humping each other while Carlos watches*

by lafoughtlout October 17, 2022

hayden

they are a very genuine, smart, and have the kindest soul to ever exist. they do great in school, very social towards the people they know, and have a sweet and kind soul. they always try and never fail whatsoever. they can also be sensitive sometimes but at times that can be the best trait about her. she's always willing to try to make someone happier.

-pearlymimi

"they are def a hayden"

by pearlymimi March 27, 2022

Hayden Bauld

A ginger garden gnome that is used for sexual pleasure of the female gender

My Hayden Bauld feels so good.

by Garden gnome Richard January 28, 2025

hayden

A little boy who leads a town of fags. He’s a faggatron

Person 1: Oh is that a Hayden?
Person 2: It must be, since he’s the president of that fag city

by ohmygoshorn July 25, 2019

Hayden Vann

The sexiest dude on the earth, I want to have a vigorous make-out section with them then proceed to fall asleep on his lap.

A fucking retard: yo is Hayden Vann a girl
Me: no you god-damn inbred walking cum sock
A fucking retard: oh ok, please don't hurt me

by Cum dumpster9000 November 21, 2021

Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

Hayden

A name, usually the name of a fucken asshole. Synonyms: Turd burglar, Jive turkey

Why is everyone dogging on kyle, at least he isn’t a hayden

by BigDenerG November 5, 2023