Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!

Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.

by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Put your fried chicken in my grease

It’s a term to manly used when having sex

You would say ohhh baby put your fried chicken in my grease uhhhhh

by Pusssssssyyyyyyyyyyahhhhh July 19, 2025

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease

Cigarettes, pervy dudes and dresses.

Pervy boys: Tell me more tell me more did you get very far.
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.

Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!

by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020