balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

London

London has so many hobbies and interests that they don't know what they want to do in life. They are really smart.. like really smart so smart they can make you think there are dumb. They are beautiful people with a kind outgoing heart so if you're looking for a best friend, soulmate, helper it would be London. London would do anything for you because of their kind hearts. If there is advice a London gives, u should take they will be a little too honest with you. Once London leave there not coming back.. keep them while you can.

London is literally the best person you can have so get you a London.

by Robinn735 July 15, 2023

London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

Martin-London

A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.

Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.

by maasd the line April 16, 2024

Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024

London Special

To stab another just like in the good ol streets of london

"Oh that grass ye i gave him the london special"

by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024