When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021
Get the Sloppy Lewiemug. A normally nice,sexy and sweet guy, he’s also a chick magnet And all in all just has the biggest D*ck of them all
by Ya Sister November 22, 2021
Get the Lewismug. A pre pubescent teen that Will attach himself to anyone that shows the slightest interest. Avoid all contact as he is harder to get rid of than that STD i once contracted from a dutch brass
lewis is Annoying AF
by Random blogger February 25, 2020
Get the lewismug. by calumpapii July 29, 2023
Get the lewysmug. Has deep-rooted mummy issues which is why he feels the consistent need for female validation. He is known for having lots of relationships, where he often says he puts lots of effort into but in reality can easily get bored and starts talking to another girl. Although he isn't always loyal in his relationships he is a very loyal friend and can always be there when people need him. He thinks he is always right even when he is wrong, and instead of understanding peoples differences in opinion he will simply smile and walk away.
*starts talking to another girl even when they are in a relationship*
"Why are you being such a lewis."
*gets annoyed at conversation and just smiles*
"stop smiling like a lewis."
"Why are you being such a lewis."
*gets annoyed at conversation and just smiles*
"stop smiling like a lewis."
by superintenseminecraftplayer November 21, 2021
Get the Lewismug. A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
Get the lewis milesmug. An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
Get the Lewismug.