Lemon Chicken

Any person who shows up within the last five minutes of a retail establisthment's business day. Usually requesting lengthy and/or difficult services. Also exhibiting no awareness or remorse for the obvious inconvenience they have just caused all of the employees.

They are referred to as lemon chicken because theyve already taken the time to eat their dinner THEN decided to take care of their crap at the last second. You can usually smell the lemon chicken they ate for dinner on their breath!

Employee: "Get ready to stay late guys, here comes a lemon chicken!"

by Jeb Dietz February 4, 2010

Lemon Fanta

Posh rhyming slang for banter.

Mostly used by unintelligent wealthy socialites in an attempt to make themselves appear funny and popular.

"God you should of been with Jonty and Tarquin last night, totes Lemon Fanta."

by TotesBanter October 26, 2011

lemon juicer

The act of a girl sucking a guys member while she pee's either in a toilet, on the floor or on the guy.

"did you hear jen gave jon a lemon juicer?"
or
"she gave me a lemon juicer in the bathroom"

by lemonjuiced December 10, 2009

french lemon

the act of sugar-coating your dick and then have anal sex with another man.

dude, i jus gave that guy a french lemon!

by beaulieur December 5, 2009

lemon shower

When a wrinkly old man pisses on his partner.

"I walked in on my grandfather giving my grandma a lemon shower"

by monster696 May 25, 2018

Lemon Zing

A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.

I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.

Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!

by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009

Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.

Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.

by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012