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Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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BAILEY

A sexy dead dropping girl who has a killer stare it will make you melt the biggest freak in the sheets I’m telling you a big closet freak always ready for the party in your sheets the sweetest lover a man can have .
“That dam Bailey is so sexy .”like so pretty dead drop pretty and so is that pussy .
by David greggs1031 December 4, 2022
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Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either
“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”
by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025
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Bailey

bailey is sexy asf, she has beautiful brown eyes, and a wet ass pussy. she is thick asf with a fat ass, pretty titties, and big lips. she is so kindhearted, and down to earth.
dude 1: have you seen bailey
dude 2: she's so hot!!
by eljah23 October 5, 2025
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baileys playground

A com group linked to my group the Scott Order extortion black mail and cp and spawnism we like in this group
by Scott688 October 7, 2025
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Sophie Bailey

A chaotic female who enters a room like a natural disaster in lip gloss. Known for saying "I'm not even that bad" while actively being the most annoying person within a 5-mile radius. Can be summoned by the words "free food" or "pub." Side effects of prolonged exposure include eye-rolling, headaches, and questioning your life choices.
by Poopiebuttface November 14, 2025
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