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Woke

Anything that claims to be inclusive or progressive while simultaneously being racist and oppressive to anyone that is straight or white. Almost exclusively against white men.
The latest star wars movies were a "woke" disaster.
by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022
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Woke is the 1st spiritual awakening of a person who took life too seriously and now they understand how much it means to be aware
The world has no idea how woke I am about the realities of life is the trip .
by Bewoke March 28, 2022
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An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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A racist movement that celebrates opression and hates white people, and if there is no opression they will do a Jussie Smollet
"white people are evil, but im not racist" (woke person)
by robjov January 26, 2022
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What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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woke

Conscious (about), sich (etwas) bewußt sein, Wachheit, wach, sind inhaltliche Entsprechungen aus der Schriftsprache je nach Kontext.
I am woke about, there are already other definitions given .

I am woke. (About all around me)
by RZ0024 February 14, 2022
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A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them
we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains
by Gib88 April 6, 2022
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