Mr. Wilson

Guy: “Hi, Mr. Wilson!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”
by TRPL0 November 01, 2021
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mr wilson

YOU ERE NOW HA HA HA,
student: oh no its mr wilson..
YOU HERE NOW HA HA HA
by shalomwilsonn August 05, 2021
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dakota wilson

The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.
"That guy is such a dakota wilson"
"I wish i had a dakota wilson"
by Bick Daddy November 10, 2017
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Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 10, 2014
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Ben Wilson

Is a asshat that loves warbo
Omg it's ben Wilson that loves warbo
by Vege55 February 12, 2025
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Sophie Wilson Mouth

Used to imply retardicity or dumbassyness
*sees hayden's Sophie Wilson Mouth*

'Sophie has a scraggly ass mouth'
by sophiewilsonese translator September 24, 2022
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Wilsoned

When you are not respecting personal boundaries and calling / texting too frequently or at inappropriate times.
OMG, I’m getting ‘Wilsoned’ right now by Karen.
by Safeysafe September 04, 2020
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