weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

Drowning in weed

When you inhale so much bong water and you start choking.

*violently coughs*
Damn bro, was that a big hit?
Nah, just drowning in weed.

by The_moose June 22, 2015

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

roach weed

A brown pile of weed harvested from the end of several previously smoked marijuana cigarettes.

I'm all out of fresh weed but I have this roach weed to burn.

by JoeyBomm May 10, 2021

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

weed walk

When you love taking long walks when you are high.

I pick my favorite music and love to do weed walk man.

by Barkandou September 5, 2021

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021