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Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam
by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018
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Watermelon Sugar

A term used in slang to describe to cocaine

Also used in popular pop song "Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles where he describes his love for getting high on cocaine.
Tony:"Hey bro you want that watermelon sugar?"

Harry: "Watermelon Sugar High! Watermelon Sugar High! Watermelon Sugar High! Watermelon Sugar High!!!"

Tony: "Damn my manz zooted"
by SmratDefinitoins June 15, 2021
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Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020
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naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.
YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)
by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018
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Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.
Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.
by DGlizzy May 25, 2024
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