Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Vanilla Fudge

When a white guy and black girl fuck each other's brains out.

Alesisha and John are making Vanilla Fudge tonight.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.

I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone

“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”

by Realshi19 April 9, 2025

hardcore vanilla

When you have vanilla sex, but take them to pound town.

Grace: “Carson do you have vanilla sex?”
Carson: “ Yeah I have vanilla sex , but I take her to pound town! So that’s hardcore vanilla!”

by Hardcore vanilla bitches February 26, 2022

Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024

vanilla card

Another word for “Sugar Daddy”

“I love my Vanilla card”

by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018