Hack of All Trades

A "Hack of All Trades" is someone who isn't good at anything, unlike the saying "Jack of All Trades," meaning someone is seemingly good at everything, although not particularly having any expertise in anything.

Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades. She's the master of none, since the start of her days.

by justsomeguyhere621 September 18, 2023

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd

A name given to a person acting goofy at a certain school created by a student and used by several teachers.

Trace is a very goofy person. He is a Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd.

by Milkman318361 June 2, 2024

Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.

Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.

by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026

Dawood of all trades

A playful twist on the common saying "Jack of all trades," used to describe someone who has a strange mix of unrelated skills across a variety of different fields. Usually said half-jokingly and half-impressed

"So he's a fisherman, an electrician, and a professional fighter? He's a Dawood of all trades!"

by Strawman Basha February 11, 2026

max sucking trace

a slang term for someone who sucks everyone and everything.

"that dude is max sucking trace"
"real stuff homie"

by ray pisty June 11, 2025