MW3 shotguns

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
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I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS

by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023

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Shotgun Stream

When you are peeing and your stream separates into multiple sub-streams and you pee on your shoes

Sorry my feet smell like pee babe, I've got that shotgun stream.

by Pissiest Lord June 30, 2023

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Shotgun (Beer)

Shotgunning a beer is the action of drinking an alcoholic beverage quickly by adding an additional hole to the bottom of the can. One can only say they have “shotgunned” once they have performed the griddy after.

I can shotgun (beer) a beer because i can griddy

by Sender.Dragon July 1, 2023

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shotgun

an object that appears right in front of me when I see happy couples on TikTok

*happy couple sharing their experience*

(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "

by ThoughtsInThots July 13, 2023

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shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

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shotgun fuck

When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.

Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand

by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023

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