schmoo pig

A schmoo pig is a cute little animal that occasionally grunts like a pig when playing or eating

Aw look at the little schmoo pig eating

by Serendipityheart37 February 29, 2016

llama pig

A replacement for any combination of cuss/swear words.
Best used in the presence of grandparents and overly sensitive adults.

E.g.

Mother Fucker
Fucking Bitch
Arse Hole
Shit Cunt.

"Oi that guy Blake is an absolute Llama Pig"

by Dan The Mango Man November 30, 2019

pig swirl

Noun. Verb. When a group of police officers meet at an undisclosed location, gather in a circle and helicopter their dicks. The person can helicopter the longest will the be named pig and have to roll on the ground in the circle of men.

Officer Johnson and Officer Bush will be giving rides for this months pig swirl.

by S.J. ANDER August 1, 2019

Pig Horn

To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.

If she doesn't stop snoring I'm gonna Pig Horn the bitch!

by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019

Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

pig boo

why the fuck did you look this up, get a fucking life

you : *searches up pig boo in urban dictionary*

by petscop2 October 13, 2019

Pig punk

An overweight, not too pretty follower of punk rock. Typically middle aged.

Jeez, look at old one fat Freddie with his studded leather choker and mohawk. He's such a pig punk!

by Zippy kyay May 23, 2018