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toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
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Toilet bomber

When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.
Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.
by Pmdono July 23, 2016
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Toilet Bashing

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
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toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
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Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
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Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
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jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong
We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet
by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016
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