pink tube monster

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty

Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster

by frend rone November 16, 2010

lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Noob Tube

A common term used on Halo 3 for when one uses the sniper rifle to remove the shield of an opponent and then switches to a battle rifle or carbine to finish off the kill for an easy head shot.

OMFG this fucking BK keeps using the sniper and br and he continues to Noob Tube my ass.

by FurY DA SnipeR October 26, 2009

Arctic Love Tube

Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.

Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.

It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.

Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.

The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom

Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?

Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker

by The Black Man With The 17 Cock November 19, 2010

Fallopian Tube Day

Fallopian Tube Day is August 15th for all tumblr users. On this day, you should do what is called "fallopian tube" people. You can do this by simply messaging them: "You've been fallopian tubed!"

"Hey, man! Let's reblog fallopian tubes on tumblr because it is Fallopian Tube Day!"

by tumblr user August 15, 2012

Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

Down the Fauci tube

Going Down the rabbit hole, off on some unknown tangent

Nicolle Wallace has gone down the Fauci tube, away from her job description

by Sexydimma January 10, 2022