Shrimp burger

When you have a limp dick and fuck your girl from the back
I was shrimp burgering this girl because she’s so ugly
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Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 06, 2024
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Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".
by australian-reptile July 19, 2010
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Cajin shrimp

My girl was on her period but I wanted to smash anyway so I made some Cajin shrimp
by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022
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bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp
Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!
by helleagh September 10, 2017
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popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.
1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.
by Chewsie June 26, 2017
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shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.
by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 20, 2019
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