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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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Kolkata Knight Riders

Acronym: KKR. The most inconsistent franchise in the history of the Indian Premier League. Full of underperforming players and governed by a pathetic management team, KKR should not be confused with the show Knight Rider starring David Hasselhoff, wherein a cop solves crime cases along with his talking car.

Might also be called KKHAR.
I am a Kolkata Knight Riders fan. I don't exist.
by ticktockmuthafucka April 24, 2021
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White Knight

1) In general, someone who fights for fairness and impartiality. Isn't afraid to go against the popular opinion of a community to make sure that no one (or no thing) gets misunderstood.

2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.
"I'm a white knight and all them haters can frick the frick off" - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 31, 2022
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knee knight

Wow she got knighted!!!. What did she do. Oh she sucked enough dick to get a white belt nothing more nothing less. She spent her time on her knees so there for a knee knight
by Maybesometruthbehindit January 11, 2022
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Hollow knight

Hey I started playing hollow knight
You have now achieved your true potential
by Voltron77 September 30, 2023
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Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 6, 2021
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brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..
Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.
by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023
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