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Blake Parsons

A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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Blake

Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
by Bballer14 July 21, 2021
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Blake

Has a sock cock
by FrostFlakejr June 18, 2018
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Blake

hi blake
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Blake

Guys help I don't understand why everyone is posting this on Snapchat and Instagram. This makes no sense and I love men
by Blakeywakey November 21, 2021
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Blake

I have a Blake
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Blake

a man who has the audacity to send a girl a video of him jerking with a shampoo bottle in his ass
rando "did you here about that video of the kid beating it?" rando 2 "i bet their name is Blake"
by thetruthfulman1454 June 22, 2023
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