Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

Twisted Tounge

A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.

Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"

by nooneshouldnomyname August 25, 2021

Twisted A

A person that got brainwashed my That vegan teacher and has a IQ lower than average.

Twisted A thinks at Cats can go vegan.

by I love Milk and CHeese June 27, 2021

Twist Off

To Quit Someting Or Someone.

Ok Drill Fuckin' Keep It Up ImA Fixin To Twist Off On Ur Ass And Go To The House.

by "Scoobs " June 28, 2021

Turbo Twist

Ingesting LSD (acid) and cocaine simultaneously.

"Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"

"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."

"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"

by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012

twist of shame

The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.

After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.

by Lulu W. December 20, 2012