Toss the Tankage

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

by Bangacha August 27, 2011

The 55 Gallon Fish Tank

When you muff dive into a woman that is made of at least 55% body fat and come back out for air smelling like Nemo's abusive alcoholic uncle.

Hey Steve, you douchebag, after I took her out to a nice dinner at Popeye's we went back to her trailer where I gave her The 55 Gallon Fish Tank. Four showers later and I still can't wash her mush off my moustache. Overall, it was a great date with your sister. Asshole.

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 8, 2018

Ty the Tank

Principal at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. He is definitely MSD Strong, and is positive, passionate, and very proud to be an eagle ! Overall badass of a guy🦅

Person 1: Yo who’s this he’s so cool!
Person 2: Thats Ty the Tank for you homie

by Savior Z November 11, 2018

Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021

San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒

Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021