Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

by Greakan April 14, 2008

Tree of Life

The single most epic ability in WoW, if you see one in PvP, you might as well delete your account.

Horde: WE GOT THIS BG!!!!!!!!!

Alliance: Hehe, we have a Tree of Life, they're all dead.

*BG starts*

Horde: /deleteaccount they have a Tree...

by Dr. Meowings May 19, 2010

oak tree

the combination of one, Jenny, and one, Myron, into a single specimen, specifically, an oak tree.

I am a very large oak tree

by not redwood October 22, 2006

Oliver Tree

The most whiny and annoying fucking “artist” I’ve heard in my entire fucking life. Not just that his lyrics are bad, but his voice is like sandpaper on my fucking eardrums.

P1: ayo pass the aux
P2: okay just don’t play anything shitty
P1: ok *plays Oliver tree*
P3: yo what is this shit
P2: get out of my house

by Bruh1034784 July 31, 2022

cherry tree

a tall virgin

man that cherry tree hasn't been hit yet!

by Bizhow June 8, 2004

Tree Sex

The act of having sex in a trees. Prevents pregnancy in most cases.

Maybell was very happy when the pregnancy test came out negative after having tree sex with her boyfriend.

by Animals in suits March 31, 2010

Naked Tree

NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"

by Todd&G April 24, 2008