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tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
mugGet the tool hookermug.

Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
mugGet the Track toolmug.

Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
mugGet the Tool Squadmug.

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
mugGet the tool merchantmug.

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
mugGet the rusted toolmug.

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
mugGet the tool monstermug.

tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block
Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.
by bloodyoath August 29, 2021
mugGet the tools downmug.

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