pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy
sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Guy 1: stfu.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Guy 1: stfu.
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or peopleโs personal information.
by StickPop December 16, 2022

Mr. Cowboys are the sole definition
Of cum guzzling Libra or gay.
The term derived from mobile Alabama
In April 2018.
Of cum guzzling Libra or gay.
The term derived from mobile Alabama
In April 2018.
by R.j reckem October 19, 2018

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

by Diamond Sparkles April 18, 2019

Well notice when I found out there is something STEPHEN going on with the COFFEE HOUSES and I ran into some nasty people and sneaky SHITS the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 IS MAD MAX at work and THE WYNN I can prove this much as they are using questionable PREDATORY MARKETING TACTICS against STAR BUCKS other competitors and STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA and LADY GAGA who played at the WYNN are running a RACKETEERING, RACETIERING, AND RACKETEARING very dangerous LITTLE MONSTERS GLBQT using for own ends GAMES the PINK TRIANGLE against me and others.
If none of the definitions come back then it is obvious TELEPATHY of their hidden agendas and " as TAYLOR SWIFT SAID" at the beginning of ,DELICATE " not for the best" the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 is never going to be put back as we are spinning the ED UV JA once again.
If none of the definitions come back then it is obvious TELEPATHY of their hidden agendas and " as TAYLOR SWIFT SAID" at the beginning of ,DELICATE " not for the best" the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 is never going to be put back as we are spinning the ED UV JA once again.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022
