Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Coney hawk

Coney hawk is the best skateboarder in the world, despite his appearance he is not but a humble cone. He is a cone of skill

Oh wow is that Coney hawk , I wish I could be like him one day

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 30, 2021

all tuah no hawk

Describes a person that acts as prudish as a nun but in private puts it out there like a whore paying for meth.

Jane acts like the Virgin Mary but she is actually all tuah no hawk.

by Hawkfinder February 7, 2025

Hawk Tuah

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.

hawk tuah spit on that thang

by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024

Hawk Feed

A social cigerret amougst peers or hawkers. commonly used to achieve head rushes when the hawks are hungry

Jesse - 'hey bro you want to come have a hawk feed with me?'
Ryan - 'nah bro its up to me'
Jesse - 'chur'

Jeff - im pretty hungry, i might go for a hawk feed. also im pretty drunk. chook.

by hawkfeeder April 29, 2011

Screen Hawk

When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.

Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"

by clericUD April 17, 2019

Female Hawks

Female Hawks is being defined as :The only real and OG Female Hawks is Harley, no one could cosplay Mirko or Hawks better than her!

Female Hawks being defined as :
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.

by xKira September 12, 2021