blonde

dumbass

“You’re a dumbass”
“It was just a blonde moment”
“They’re the same damn thing”

by simpslut April 16, 2020

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!

Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.

by 22deuce83 November 6, 2023

Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.

she is a dumb blonde

by iheartmephis December 23, 2022

blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.

Look a blonde person. <3

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

Blondes are hot

They are

Blondes are hot

by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021