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Southern Incest

The act of having sweet southern sex with a closely blood related family member. Usually done in the south states of America.
My friend Billy Ray from Alabama is always talking about his southern incest with his cousin..Not sure what that means?
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South Dakota Four

A female that is 5 foot 4, medium build, flat like a 2x4, piss blonde hair and a face only a blind mother could love
Did you see that South Dakota Four sitting at the table behind us?

Did you know that dude slept with a South Dakota Four last night?
by Micro penis Paul February 6, 2019
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southampton middle school

Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes
by xx_daddyjuice_xx August 21, 2019
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an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).

maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))

you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.

it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))

many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!

this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
example:
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then
by sillywankerrrrrrrrr April 6, 2020
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Three South

A funny animated show that used to air on MTV, Thursdays around 10. It went off the air, because MTV is now too focused on bringing you shitty television, usually brainwashed by pop and rap music, and a sense of the reality TV genre.
"Dude, did you see Three South last night?"
by BJ Smith June 26, 2005
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south paw

I thought she was right handed but i was wrong she is a true south paw.
by nwi July 4, 2006
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southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
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by guru July 17, 2003
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