Sports

Unscrupulous behaviour that usually results in promiscuity, alcoholism and general fuckery

What's the move? Let's play sports!

by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021

apollo sport

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.

Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car

by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017

sports center and chill

fucking to the lovely sound of Sports Center; for all those out there who don't really care what's on the TV as long as they get some booty

girl: Netflix and Chill babe?
boy: nahhhh Sports Center and Chill.
girl: nice ;)

by yourman82 November 16, 2015

EA SPORTS

A COMPANY THAT CARES MORE ABOUT THE MONEY THAN THE GAME AND IS STRICTLY PAY TO WIN.

DONT BE AN EA SPORTS OR I WILL HATE U.

by Lakoto January 26, 2021

camaro grand sport

A one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad ass it was the reason Ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it's got but it's probably more than your car and if you ever hear it it will most likely terrify you no matter what you drive

I just heard the legendary camaro grand sport 20 miles away I bet some bad ass motherfucker is driving it

by Fekkin guy November 21, 2016

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.

People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021