ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

spider web

When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.

<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"

by W.James April 10, 2005

spider monkey

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

by white0girl087 July 5, 2006

Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

by Blubid April 20, 2008

spider farmer

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

by B.Myers August 24, 2005

Sad Spider

One who does low or lame things on drugs.

I can't believe you not only psycho flipped but then did Jenkem. You are such a sad spider.

by A A Ron January 10, 2008

Spider-Man

probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros

LOOK! SPIDER-MAN is banging a hot chick again! wow..that's his 45th of the DAY!

by th3fla5h July 8, 2005