small problem problem

A problem, especially one encountered in large organizations, that is smaller in scale than can easily be fixed with the large-scale tools on hand, leading to great life-is-too-short frustration with one's inability to immediately solve it. For example: you need $7 more than you thought to pay for the lunch just delivered for your office meeting, which can be paid for only in cash, but to obtain petty cash you must fill out three different forms and get two managerial approvals. Or, you need to swat a fly, but all you have is a sledgehammer.

Mark: Unbelievable, I just want to put this birthday card in the outgoing office mail, but I asked Ted if it was OK, and he says I have to fill out an MC-1453 "Request for Personal-Use Policy Exception" form and get two signatures. I thought that was only for, like, taking a company car or using a conference room for some nonbusiness reason.

JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.

by FitofPeak2 August 30, 2023

small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023

Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

Love is in small things

A Guy likes Korean animator and illustrator Puuung

Person 1: I just brought a book is Love is in small things from my sister on my birthday
Person 2: Did you mean? Puuung Love is

Love is in small things - Puuung

by HyebinXXIII February 2, 2021

small dick energy

what your boyfriend has

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend

by Yruey March 20, 2023