Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

shrimp rat

When someone is super small and ugly, they look like a small rat

Look at that shrimp rat over there🤢

by Most handsome man August 6, 2024

shrimp corn

a person named nate or Nathaniel is nerdy, clumsy and can be annoying, Usually doesn’t text back and very feminine.

Wow nate you’re such a shrimp corn.

by Pnbglock October 3, 2018

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.

I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl

by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023