"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
by Adamant101 February 10, 2008
Get the Science and Healthmug. A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.
The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.
by Powerlated October 11, 2018
Get the 95 Theses Of Sciencemug. Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2
Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"
Student: "Proving something right?"
Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
Student: "Proving something right?"
Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018
Get the Sciencemug. An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day
Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground
by OldDogg November 13, 2021
Get the Science undergroundmug. A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.
by 69bridge January 9, 2011
Get the citizen sciencemug. When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024
Get the San Francisco Science Fairmug. WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT SCIENCE YET. Science is my love, science is my life. A world without science is a world without love. Math has nothing on science.
Science. Science. Science. Science. Science.
by CoinDude3.0 September 28, 2022
Get the Sciencemug.