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Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.
I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.
by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016
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Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.
That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!
by WooLIII May 8, 2018
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saidey

Doesn’t care about what anyone thinks about her. Doesn’t have many friends, because she doesn’t like many people. Doesn’t understand life. Honest and trustworthy. Selfish . Keeps everyone’s secrets including her own. She doesn’t want anyone’s help and likes to do things on her own. She Don’t like kids but wants her own. She doesn’t trust many people in her family. Saidey is very pretty . Has no trust
Saidey keeps her friends close
by BaybeeGurlll April 4, 2019
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Oh look, Salad Führer der Sowjetunion is coming to visit us today!
by YourNutrtiousSalad January 16, 2021
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thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.
"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"
by Dax420 September 11, 2012
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Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink
Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"
by sinksaladluver February 4, 2013
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