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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up
Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk
by stwingey January 8, 2024
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Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh
by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022
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Sperm

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack
by Asherslander May 12, 2023
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