roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

Rogers on that!

I agree with that sentiment or that concept will be acceptable.

In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.

Woman: Ryan, I really hate that you are late everytime you come over. Can you at least try to be on time next time? I really feel this is indicative of larger issues.

Ryan: Rogers on that!

by dubyaspretzelbaker July 19, 2009

Roger that

US Military slang for "yes." Previous to spring the NATO phonetic alphabet system, the word for the letter R was Roger (now Romeo in the current system). Radio operators used it as a shorthand in communications for "Received and understood," because they'd say that so often. This "official history" leaves out the underlying reason for saying, "Roger that." Roger was a well-known slang term for a penis (see the British cognate "todger"). Because military personnel love their penis jokes (joystick, anyone?), saying Roger let them "officially" say penis on their radios. As a verb, Roger meant using your penis (i.e., to fuck). So saying "Roger that" allowed radio operators to simultaneously relay that they heard an order and also that it was the stupidest thing ever.

HQ: We need you to take that hill, even if you lose your entire platoon doing it!
Radio: Roger that, HQ.

by TheKillerTomato October 8, 2018

Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.

Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?

by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024

Roger

Someone who has lived a hard life has struggled with physical illnesses that can mean a matter of life and death but is still really relaxed the majority of the time and nice and empathetic and caring to every person he comes across (we’ll almost every person he comes across)

This guy roger doesn’t get angry that quickly like he doesn’t get tired of people doing bad things to him but do you feel bad that he has lived a hard life or you don’t feel bad for him can you believe that he lived such a hard life but he is so nice to everyone he sees that must be really hard to do don’t you think I can’t believe he can do that

by Revampedagain July 11, 2023

Stinking roger

a massive wedgie

Hang on I have a stinking roger

by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017