Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.

Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.

by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018

Ass Robe

A robe that exposes the ass... commonly misunderstood as the word afro... say it out loud, you'll see what we mean.

"Why Fred, that is a mighty hott ass robe that you are wearing."

"Hell yes baby"

by Master Fanta September 3, 2005

Matt Roberts

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too

Matt Roberts is thicc

by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020

Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.

"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019

MIRANDA ROBASKY

A HOTT GIRL. FUN TO HANG WITH. AND JUST AWSOME PERSON<3. AND TALKS ALOT

U SEE THT GIRL SHE IS SUCH A MIRANDA ROBASKY

by DUSTY MATT April 20, 2009

The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

Julia roberts

1.Talentless

2.Hideous

3.A mouth the size of the grand canyon

To cut someone down, you could call them a Julia roberts.

by Bill December 18, 2003