vishnu’s revenge

The shits you get after eating Indian food

“I had three bowls of chicken tikka masala and a hefty helping of Vishnu’s revenge!”

by Jean Parmesan June 2, 2018

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 3, 2016

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009

Rehnquist's revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.

Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"

by Tim Clayton December 24, 2008

revant

A huge tick living on the tip of a cock

You're a bloody Revant, bleeding me dry.

by SDC098 June 4, 2015

relent

to give an answer to a proposal

he: i love you! relent my proposal asap

by ishaann December 6, 2017

anal retentive

when your girlfien doesn't give you all the anal.

boyfien "¡Give me all the anal!"

girlfien "¡No, me is anal retentive!

by dilhoes June 15, 2018