area 51 pet

it’s a pet you got from area 51, (nickname)

who’s that? oh her that’s rosy my grrgrrbear and my area 51 pet

by keylalc August 11, 2019

chia pet pussy

Something you have never had

YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!

by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025

pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 20, 2017

Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 5, 2017

Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 8, 2020