Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

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a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

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a long and hard stick that goes up a moist vagina( or but hole) oral sex, butt sex, hot sex, best moment of anyones life. Haveeeeee fuuuuun fucking.... don't be a virgin for life. god don't don't love ya. he can't fuck ya. peace out other fucker dicks and penises hope you get a boner ftom this. btw I'm a hot girl with a large assss and great big canto lopes for boobs. don't u wanna fuuuuck me hard against the wall???

Man that penis is long and hard. Fuuuuuck meeeee harder. bitch

by masterbationfuckinghard4eve November 9, 2017

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Girls excuse to keep a man.

Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.

by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018

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The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 1, 2017

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A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

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