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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
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Positive Egrostron

A small island that has very warm items, very warm houses, 5 people live there and 7 people visited it. It’s 279 degrees Fahrenheit. People found a way to survive there.
Positive Egrostron isn’t dangerous but Negative Egrostron is dangerous
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weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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glitter positive

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.
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Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
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