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hamilton, ohio 

A terrible city in southwestern Ohio with nothing but tweakers and heroin addicts. People often have sex with pool toys or lawn furniture in their front yard. There is absolutely nothing of any great significance in this God forsaken place. Dont leave your doors unlocked here or you will be robbed blind by a dirty man named Bubba. If you have any type of self respect you will never come here.
Have you ever been to Hamilton, Ohio?

Fuck no that place is a shit hole.
hamilton, ohio by Burritotaco January 2, 2017
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Hudson, Ohio 

A small town located in northeast Ohio mostly composed of upper middle class Caucasians with Visa Platinum Cards. Lots of people who are obsessed with clock towers and other rich person stuff.
James Ellsworth (Man who "upgraded" Hudson, Ohio to a sissy white boy town) loved clock towers and probably would have had a Visa Platinum Card if they were around back then, seeing as he had like six villas in foreign countries.

We still love Hudson though even though it's clocktowery and sissy white boy-esque.

hillsboro ohio 

You only live here because portsmouth ohio kicked you out for prostitution. You also live there because you can receive a check there.
#SSICheck #WannaBeHoStrow
I lived in Hillsboro ohio because I like my mullet.
hillsboro ohio by amber burris December 21, 2016

JAWN FROM OHIO 

A JIGGITY AHH JAWN WHO SAYS JAWN EVERYWHERE AND WAS BORN IN OHIO TOO OR DELWARE WYOMING OR IDAHO.
YO WASUP JAAAWWN. THIS FUCKER FAGITS A JAWN FROM OHIO. THEM JAWNS IS FIRE. BRUH FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE BRO

only in ohio 

a meme used to describe ohio as a strange oddly chaotic place, the term is used as a reply towards a cursed funny me
person one: bro my cat scared the living out of my dog
person two: nah bro cats in ohio man, only in ohio
only in ohio by Mystei December 9, 2022

toronto, ohio

A small town in Ohio that not that many people know about. People who live there most likely have huge fields and get drunk a lot.
Let's move to Toronto, Ohio.
toronto, ohio by SunShine_13 June 12, 2016

Avon, Ohio 

A town full a preps, hicks, gangsters, bandos, emos, and stoners with pretty much every sterotype you could name.
Cheerleaders are bitches.
People think their gangsters because they live in Timberlake.
The sluts go to Crocker to pick up guys on the weekend.
The stoners smoke weed and try to skate at the Skate Park or sit around North Gate Park.
The skanks go to the beach and take pictures of themselves.
The emos kiss eachother in the halls and must hug everyone.
The hicks think they're from the country, when they live in a city.
The bandos are freaks. And so are the Colorguard who think they're the shit when they're just wannabe cheerleaders.
Then there's me, who's just there watching it all.
Avon, Ohio is the suburb of Cleveland.