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anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.
"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009
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open mouth, insert foot

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
by Baz S. December 9, 2007
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Open your mind day

On the 15th of may its open your mind day, so you gotta open up your mind to anyone n tell them your feelings n anything your struggling with.
by Yunnngboiii May 5, 2019
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open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?
by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003
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hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
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open palm points

Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.

Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.

Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers
"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points
by wreaal July 12, 2011
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