Simp-nation

A group of simps who put hoes before bros

Harry Mansell and Alex stone are part of the simp-nation.

by differentgravey2 April 10, 2020

national rape day

stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.

stop raping people you bloating bitch. no your made up national rape day doesn’t count either.

by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021

National Slap your Ex day!

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!

“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”

by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019

national nigger day

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass

Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by hehehehenword October 27, 2019

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

national twerk day

It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.

-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)

Bet you can't do this! :)

by Shawty_kimy May 26, 2018

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011