bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.

Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.

by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute

Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket

by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts

Dude Blake is so cute

by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025

Blake

Originated in old imperial mo, He is a guy thats willing to stand for lgbtq community and isn't afraid to put his self at the face of the cause. Usually has long hair and is a feminine male. To show its ok to be different. Also is a pc gamer and can usually be found gaming out in parents basement. Also is very professional always seeking knowledge on how to improve his work skills making pizza. Call it thinking outside the box 😆. If you have one of these friends cherish him and hopefully we will see you at a lgbtq rally.

There is no one willing to stand up for lgbtq rights like you. You must be a blake

by Kkbutler December 22, 2020

Blake

Blake's are usually very blonde with nearly white hair. They smoke cones every-night and love not party and destroy pussy. Blake is a dumb cunt but can be smart at times. Blake is one of the best friends to have.

Kath - "OMG Blake are you sure you're gonna have another line you already had 9 within the past hour?!"
Blake - "Nosh brudda, I still haven't snorted the coke yet"

by Snowman420 September 3, 2019

Blake

he is a smelly bum cheek

ALIPROMAN IS WAY BETTER THAN STINKY BLAKE

by cheese358 October 26, 2020